There's one less Joseph in heaven

There were tears before bedtime last night as the first of BBC's substandard Josephs went crashing out of Any Dream Will Do. When all is said and done, I think we can all rest easily knowing that the weakest of a very weak bunch was eliminated. Poor Chris Crosby (there's a tongue-twister for you) proved in front of 12million UK viewers that he had all the dancing ability of a wooden clothes peg and, according to his BBC interview, his favourite song ever is Lionel Ritchie's Truly. To my mind, anybody who idolises a Lionel Ritchie song should be removed immediately from any contact with the public whatsoever.
On the other hand, a potential favourite to win the contest emerged. Daniel Boys, an adminstrative assistant from London certainly put in one of the best performances of the night. Among a line-up of very poor karaoke singers, he was easily able to sparkle.